Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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