At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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