my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I have post one night stand depression
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize