dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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