I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize