try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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