There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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