we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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