he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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