i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
me + whiskey = a bad person
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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