I just saw a hot homeless man
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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