fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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