Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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