Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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