After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Pooping to opera.
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