if you like me you must not know who I am
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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