Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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