I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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