I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.