I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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