You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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