I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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