I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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