im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i can't believe i had my finger in that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
do herpes really smell.
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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