Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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