i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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