That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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