found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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