atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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