I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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