is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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