i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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