We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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