Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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