did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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