i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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