I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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