I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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