Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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