I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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