Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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