What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
where am i from again
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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