But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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