Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Pants are for mortals
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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