I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
