that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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