She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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