College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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