I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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