You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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