..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
