no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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