...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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