Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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