I just pynch a tree in the face
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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