Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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