Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it was like eating out sand paper
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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