I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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