i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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